Current mood:

apathetic (for ironic effect)

I would laugh, but I'm not even surprised.
Maybe Hitler was secretly Chinese?

...damn wacky white people.

And yes, this does explain a lot about me. Go on, somebody, say it. I know you're thinking it. -_-;;

Also---there's some LJ community that's being spotlighted that's called "Corrupted Wish"---you post a wish, the next person warps it and makes you wish it'd never entered your head, and then they post a new wish of their own. Problem is, apparently NOBODY in the community knows how to use the singular subjunctive. Oh god, I feel a killing spree coming on. I should post, "I wish I were less grammatically judgmental," and see what happens, except that coming into contact with that quality of grammar makes my backspace button hurt. Plus, I'd probably get flamed, because it's been scientifically proven that stupid people also have no sense of humor. Gah.

Well, I'm gonna go back to being brilliant and apathetic, I guess. Gosh, it's such a difficult life.